Saturday, September 29, 2012

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Konga is not a good movie, but it does have one of the best line deliveries in all of film:

The Mad Scientist's Green Serum

Konga (1961)
dir. John Lemont

Re-Animator (1985)
dir. Stuart Gordon

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

The Encounter in the Woods

Stand By Me (1986)
dir. Rob Reiner

Lost "What Kate Did" (2005)
dir. Paul Edwards

The Nude

Behind the Screen (1916)
dir. Charles Chaplin

City Lights (1931)
dir. Charles Chaplin

The Flexshake

Predator (1987)
dir. John McTiernan

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
dir. Michael Bay

Somehow the greatest handshake in history doesn't work as well with Shia LeBouf.

Monday, September 24, 2012

"The neutron bomb is the perfect refuge for the uncreative scriptwriter and film-maker because it is as impersonal as it gets."

I highly recommend Checking On My Sausages Cahiers-ish breakdown of The Dark Knight Rises.

The Lifecycle

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
dir. Stanley Kubrick

Prometheus (2012)
dir. Ridley Scott

from Bugblatter, national hero with a copy of Prometheus.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

The Foreshadowing (15)

Breaking Bad "ABQ" (2009)
dir. Adam Bernstein

Breaking Bad "Face Off" (2011)
dir. Vince Gilligan

The Truck

The Terminator (1984)
dir. James Cameron

Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
dir. James Cameron

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Alright y'all, I need to save some money so instead of going out drinking this fine Saturday night, I'm going to livetweet (probably drunk) Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon.

With the exception of The Island, I have never disliked a Michael Bay movie. Armageddon is, like, in my top 250. I believe he is our Leni Reifenstahl - a deeply talented pesudo-fascist propagandist.

I have never seen a Transformers movie, cartoon, comic book, video game, or whatever. I don't really know what a Transformer is or what it transforms into (a truck, I think??), so come along with me on this journey to find out who exactly is transforming into what, when.

Expect it like 8ish EST.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Body Turned to Ash

Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell (1968)
dir. Hajime Sato

Altered States (1980)
dir. Ken Russell

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

The Leg

The Graduate (1967)
dir. Mike Nichols

Louie "Bummer/Blueberries" (2011)
dir. Louis C.K.

from TrixRabbi

The Planets Aligned

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
dir. Stanley Kubrick

The Tree of Life (2011)
dir. Terrence Malick

Prometheus (2012)
dir. Ridley Scott

from Bugblatter

The Standoff

The Most Dangerous Man Alive (1960)
dir. Allan Dwan

To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)
dir. William Friedkin

Friedkin cap from Gimli Hospital

Is Talget's hat in The Grey a Weyland Yutani joke, or do I just see Alien everywhere?

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Breaking Bad stuff

Well it's been two weeks without Breaking Bad and I don't know about y'all but I'm hitting Pinkman-esque withdrawal, so here's some BB videos to get us through it:

Minisode: The Break-In

Pizza of Destiny

Dead Freight alternate ending (check out the top comment)

Breaking Bad Prequel. This is canon.

Malcolm in the Meth-Lab

Breaking Bad Promo (The Simpsons)

Aaron Paul on The Price is Right

Linda's Film on Menstruation, a low point in Jonathan Banks's career

Minisode: Team Science

Breaking Bad is now on ABC Part 3

Do yourself a favor and watch the rest of the minisodes. Some great Betsy Brandt moments.


Saturday, September 15, 2012

The Rearview

Dexter "Dexter" (2006)
dir. Michael Cuesta

Luther "Episode #1.1" (2010)
dir. Brian Kirk

from Ben

The Window

Klute (1971)
dir. Alan J. Pakula

The Godfather: Part II (1974)
dir. Francis Ford Coppola

from Kull the Conqueror
Reminder that that Resident Evil sunglasses shot almost certainly cost more than the film Once.

Friday, September 14, 2012

What is this shit

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
dir. Paul W.S. Anderson

An Open Letter To the Filmmaking Community:

Sunglasses don't look cool when they're spinning at you like that, revealing their spindly anterior angles and their greasy translucent nosepads.

Nosepads are not cool.

Peace and Love,

Yo seriously how is this an image I'm seeing in a 2010 release. I know the '90s are back but this is some Matrix fan film action with a 60 mil budget.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

The Ring in the Nose

"You put a ring through dad's nose and…"
Blood of Dracula (1957)
written by Ralph Thornton

"You can't just put a ring in his nose and lead him around."
Black Zoo (1963)
written by Aben Kandel & Herman Cohen

Both pictures were produced by Herman Cohen, so I'm wondering if he snuck this specific insult into Blood of Dracula, too.

Monday, September 10, 2012

The Sticks in the Woods

Igor and the Lunatics (1985)
dir. Billy Parolini

The Blair Witch Project (1999)
dir. Eduardo Sánchez & Daniel Myrick

The Parishioner

Highlander (1986)
dir. Russell Mulcahy

Lost "The Moth" (2004)
dir. Jack Bender

Friday, September 7, 2012

The Choice

The Matrix (1999)
dir.  Larry Wachowski (now Lana) & Andy Wachowski

Lost "Pilot"
dir. J. J. Abrams