"Yeah right, in these matters you never do what your instincts tell you. Always, ALWAYS do the opposite."
"This is how you operate?"
"Yeah, I wish."
Seinfeld "The Seinfeld Chronicles" 1x01 (1989)
written by Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld
"I tell you this, something is happening in my life. I did this opposite thing last night. I'm completely ignoring every urge towards common sense and good judgment I've ever had. This is no longer just some crazy notion. Jerry, this is my religion."
written by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, & Andy Cowan