The Stalemate

M*A*S*H "The Yalu Brick Road" (1979)
dir. Charles S. Dubin

King of the Hill "Pregnant Paws" (1998)
dir. Charles Moeller

The Prisoner Exchange

M*A*S*H "Rainbow Bridge" (1974)
dir. Hy Averback

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Rocks and Shoals" (1997)
dir. Michael Vejar

The Vocabulary

"Radar, you seem pensive."
"No, sir, I'm just thinking."

M*A*S*H "The Korean Surgeon" (1976)
written by Bill Idelson


"It's more..."
"Pensive?"
"Damn, I was going for thoughtful."


10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
written by Karen McCullah Lutz & Kirsten Smith

The Cereal

M*A*S*H "Mail Call" (1974)

dir. Alan Alda

South Park "ManBearPig" (2006)
dir. Casey Buresh

The Epigram

MASH (1970)

dir. Robert Altman

MASH "Welcome to Korea" (1975)

dir. Gene Reynolds

The Drinking Problem

"I gather you drink."

"Only to excess."

M*A*S*H "Change of Command" (1975)

Written by James Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

"You drink, Thrace?"

"Only to excess, sir."

Battlestar Galactica "Resurrection Ship: Part 2" (2006)

Written by Michael Rymer & Ron Moore